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Fellow droid lovers,

check out the Trama Hawk http://midnighttoyportal2.simplenet.com/Hawk.htm

a fine droid specimen.  I have challenged its creator to a death match - I will keep you posted on the results.  how are things goin with all of you? Keepin them droids in tip top shape?
  

re: droideathmatch9000

Hello Jeffrey,

My name is bergerj, and I am a droid extraordinare like yourself.  I personally have imagined and designed many droids.  I could not help but notice your Trama Hawk - one of the most creative droid specimens I have ever laid my eyes upon.  I would like to introduce you to Techtor, my proudest modeling accomplishment.  

Unlike many droids who are limited to their earthly powers, Techtor, much like a rogue or wizard, has a multitude of magical powers which he can erupt on any poor soul (or  robotic creature) he chooses.  Techtor is designed with an eye toward the environmentalist - no corrosive batteries, radioactive waste, or limited natural gas resources.  

Rather he runs on one of the most abundant and recyclable products on earth - fecal matter.  Techtor is a survivor and will outlive all with his flexible fuel supply.

I realize that Trama's "
function is starship repair, but he also works as a cargo mover and as intimidating back-up in bad situations." and that perhaps his primary function is not battle related but I would like to challenge Trama to a duel, with the victor being allowed to use the loser as spare parts to incorporate into his structure.  

I propose we make contact this Saturday at 8:30 pm.  I am imposing 5 rules which are to be strictly enforced which will hopefully prevent spurious conflict which defies the true spirit of the battle.

(1)  Trama Hawk can rely on his battery powered servos only- no recharging permitted!
(2)  Techtor can refuel with fecal matter provided that the sanitary PVC flexible tubing be the only means of transfer - no shit splattering!
(3)  As a concession, Techtor will only be permitted to cast magical spells which provide defensive protection and will not use magic of an offensive nature (e.g. fire balls, ice balls, stink balls)
(4)  NO BACKUP PERMITTED!
(5)  The winner will be permitted to incorporate the losing droid into his own body structure.   


Droids will rule the earth,
bergerj
'96 midnight black PGT