Billboard.com: More news on the next installments of R. Kells’ Trapped in the Closet – “The new round of Trapped videos finds Kelly portraying an old man named Randolph, complete with a pot belly and a fake white beard that nearly falls off mid-scene…”
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R. Kells nude mannequin (sans fake beard or merkin) probably won’t be as popular as Jane Birkin Nude
kanyewest.com: New “Can’t Tell Me Nothin'” (Zach Galifianakis version) vid posted. Zach and Will Oldham get down with some tractors and Amish kids.
NME headline of the week: Coldplay: ‘Our new album has Hispanic theme.’ However, Chris Martin explains there will be no maracas or castanets. I hope it sounds like Cinco de Michael.
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Drowned in Sound: The Cribs think all bands (except for two or three) are complete and total rubbish. They aren’t naming names, but that is OK because they all have really great hair.
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New albums out this week:
The Bishop Allen – The Broken String “Rain” [mp3]
Tiny Vipers – Hands Across the Void “On This Side” [mp3]
Robbers on High Street – Grand Animals “Crown Victoria” [mp3]
Yeah Yeah Yeahs – The Is Is “Rockers to Swallow” (live) [mp3]