Dear Reader,

Have you ever read a CD review and thought to yourself: “Man, I gotta take a dump.”? And then after that, have you thought to yourself: “Shit, that music review I read 10 minutes ago was terrible and I can do better.”? Well, even if you haven’t, you can still apply to be a new member of the Happy Cool Fashion Usounds Writing Family. Here’s how:

1. write a CD review of something we haven’t reviewed already

2. write down a list of your 10 favorite albums from last year

3. send to (usounds@gmail.com)

That’s it! We’re looking for hip funny smart folks who want to share their creativity with the world wide web. The job is unpaid, so please don’t drop out of Community College. Instead of cash money, here are some of the perks that come along with the job:

1. Free stuff, like CDs and show tickets

2. The ability to write about whatever you’d like

3. Eternal Life

Sound good? Good. To be included on the soon-to-be-posted staff page, you’re gonna need to write at least 3 articles per month. This isn’t a ballpark figure….you really need to send stuff in. Otherwise the pages would be blank and the sun would have a huge frown face.

To be a contributing writer you need to send in at least one article per century.

If you’d like to find out more info, or if you’d like to apply, or if you’d like send us a cool forward that we have to send to 20 more people or we’ll die, make those emails out to usounds@gmail.com and hit send. You probably won’t regret it!

Sincerely,

Brandi H and Scott R

The Usounds Editing Team