“Stephen, Stephen” by Robert Schneider – (View footage of the performance HERE.)

Who’s the television host
Understands what matters most?
Stephen, Stephen
He’s a handsome man his name is Stephen–Woh oh He’s taking on the status quo.
Don’t stop believin’ Stephen, Stephen.
Don’t stop transceivin’ Stephen, Stephen
He’s calling out the bears in their evil lairs.
He’s calling out the press in their fancy dress.
He’s calling out the Decemberists and their green screen contests.
Who’s the television host
Understands what matters most?
Stephen, Stephen.