Greetings comrades, fellow travellers, supporters, and underground sound revolutionaries of all stripes. The battle lives on, friends. Now more than ever the world needs us to smash down doors using supersonic ghetto blasters with ridiculous speakers and amplification. The hostile takeover of enlightening music on a planet ruled by a tyranny of bland, soulless sound goes on despite setbacks and border closures around the world.
The ghetto blaster revolution is in full steam, my comrades. We’ve made our way through Australia, into Malaysia (where we had to skip town in a big hurry and I lost a primo blaster to a bastard customs agent), stopped over in China where we were denied visas
It has been a long year for me, friends. I last wrote to you in the halcyon days of 2001, from the monastery were I spent 6 of the best of years of my life in quiet meditation. My days were spent in peace and tranquility as I wandered the grounds, contemplating the nature of the universe, the principals of Zen, and the fine, purple hairs and gooey crystal resin of the world’s finest marijuana buds.
However all of that has come to an end…
Greetings, friends and fans from around the world. It is with a joyous heart and a clear mind that I welcome you back to my column for usounds: le internacional. Life at the monastery has been exceptionally exciting and special lately, and it all happened in a most roundabout way.
There will be a second Electroclash tour, hitting most of the major cities in North America. Peaches and Chicks on Speed are the headliners, with a whole shitload of other artists on board as well. Epitonic has the dates and mp3s from some of the performers.